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I'm just an average joe with very simple aspirations. First impression is usually just an illusion... Work smart; Play hard. Freedom is priceless but to achieve freedom, the price to pay is high.

Saturday, September 13, 2008

Big Fishes; Spicy Chick

Before getting my ass to work today I gotta help Mr Ng collect his home theater system from Panasonic as promised. Almost forgot 'bout it till I saw his invoice... phew... lest I'll risk butter spreading on my butt cheeks. Well that busy and really hip businessman got what he wanted and he might call me again to fix it up at his home... sure thing...
Anyway, was kinda excited yet worried 'bout today's crowd... I expect at least 3 sets to recuperate my lost the previous days... Fark it, I'll be alert and aggressive today... At the same time, playful thoughts are playing back in my mind like erm... "Any hot mamas for eye candy today in the house? Big fishes up for catch in the house?"
And so..... I saw a lady dressed in Viera race queen suit popped by the Panasonic promotional booth... I was like... oh c'mon... Its TV we're putting on sale... not some tuned cars or exotic muscle rides... But hey hey, don't I want some eye candy? This chick might be something for a start. And the song "I Got It From My Mama" by Will.I.Am was playin' in my head. What crap... haha! Punched myself to get me back to reality. Anyway, customers who are within my reach are my main priorty... After some intensive scanning of the AV area for customers, the branch manager caught hold of me, and showed the Viera chick to me... Alright let's call her J. Alba(not gonna disclose her id). He told me to brief her what she need to know 'bout the promotions and stuffs and whatsoever...
I was kinda nonchalent and not very spontaneous at first... coz I'm afraid opportunities might slipped away while briefing her. Fark it, just do it once do it good anyway...
And guess who did I saw? Michelle and Robert! J. Alba was asking me who is she and I said that Michelle's my best bud' sister. She said "Wah she very pretty leh... Eh but hor, you are working and you see your friends shopping, won't you feel sian?" I just smiled and nodded my head... and continued briefing her...
Alright I've done my part, J. Alba asked me for my name... I told her she could call me Sky or Shaofeng or Pang, like what my good O' clique & Delta Dogs always addressed me. She chose Sky... alright whatever...
Subsequently, she interacted more and more with me till people on the floor are curious 'bout our relations. They asked if she's my lady or my friend, I just said I barely known her for an hour.
They told me I seemed to have the words "Chicks Wanted" written in bold on my forehead. Well, I just shrugged my shoulders. She said she will shove customers to me, and I said that would be splendid. True enough, after several attempts, I saw this really "Big fish" who swam by me the other day, caught hold of it, but let it slipped away. He recognised me and he remembers that I would give him best price. So without hesitation, I showed him the good stuffs he's been eyeing and asked Jolene for best price.
Mama mia! Sealed the deal! 2 sets of high end models deal closed! Viola! J. Alba was so happy for me... Well just as I thought, could be a good thing, or otherwise. So I guess saying something like a thank you with a compliment for her would be courteous, so I smiled and said "Yeap, sealed the deal, really really big fishes, seems like you're kinda like my lucky charm huh?" So I'm anticipating something like... "Wah, deal on liaoz, treat me eat something good ok..." Fortunately, she's humble enough to say something like, "Eh later go lunch treat me something to drink can liao k" I was like "Yea sure, not a problem at all lady.." Thank God..... but anyway, I won't feel much pinch even if its a meal...
Yea so as promised, I went for early dinner with J. Alba and showed her where I usually eat at. Even if she's not gonna like that place, I'm sure she'll changed her mind when she reached there. Within very near walkin' distance, won't hurt her feet which had been in heels for hours. Hawker center with exotic local delights everywhere. Everywhere we walked, we received stares... not at me... but of coz... who else? What can I say? Hot chick in the house...
Gossips 'bout me and J. Alba are everywhere on the floor. But I don't give a flying fark...
So kinda have nice day despite the fatigue... *grabs my guitar and took a drag of booze* Chill out time with music....

2 comments:

Unknown said...

a dick with a chick. :PPPP

Anonymous said...

tell me where you get your finger from?
tell me where you get your finger from?
I got it from a red ant.
I got it from a red ant.

wtf bro. wish you smooth journey ahead and keep me updated with your tales. *grin*